Masvingo – The notorious Masvingo Photographer is not giving up on his project of exposing couples who like romping in the bush. This time he shocked this woman who temporarily became paralysed when she discovered that their “moment of passion” was being carefully recorded. According to the cameraman, she looked dumbfounded as she squatted legs asunder the “bedroom cooking stick” of a married man who is believed to be a cleaner in the city.
The two were busted last Sunday afternoon sexercising bedroom gymnastics in this thicket near Masvingo water tanks close to Wimpy Inn. Because it was raining and muddy, the two could not lie on the ground,so the man made a makeshift mat from tree branches and leaves. He sat on the branches with his trousers dropped to almost knee level and the woman then sat astride him and the fun began, everything in the eye of the cameraman.
For a considerable moment they grabbed each other tightly groaning with pleasure of love making while the photographer filming from behind some bushes got closer and closer. When he was just about two metres away, the woman whose view had been obstructed because of her angle was jolted out of the pleasant “hide my sausage in your honeypot” to find camera lenses trained on them.
She froze with shock for a moment and could not say a thing, she later recovered and tried in vain to cover her face. The man perturbed by the sudden change of “tempo” looked up and realised they had just made it to “famousville” courtesy of paparazzi! He became enraged and shouted at the photographer; “usada kundijairira iwe. Wava kuzondijairirira iwe (Don’t take us for granted. You are getting too far)”.
The woman and man jumped off with the man keeping his face off the camera. He pulled up his trousers thereby exposing the protective sheath he was wearing.
There was a brief scuffle with the photographer with the man insisting to her lover not to give any information to the photographer and ordering that they leave immediately. However, it was in the brief scuffle that the man’s face entered the camera.
It would appear that the libido of Masvingo residents is a little bit higher than the average Zimbabwean given the frequency with which couples are being busted in the bush, each week, the photographer records four or five couples in the act. The Photographer claims his is a mission to eradicate this scourge of promiscuity! He cashes in on couples who are willing to part with a few dollars so that the scandals do not find their way home.
